Just when you thought sandwiches with bacon couldn’t get any better…

It’s time to get serious here for a second. Not to be a downer, but were you aware that all around the world, there are people eating sandwiches without proper bacon distribution? Sandwiches where every bite could have that celebratory snap of bacon bliss, yet don’t? I don’t know why there are no celebrity PSAs addressing this issues, because it’s a real tragedy to senselessly miss out on bacon!

If you’re weeping for all those bland bites, feel free to take a moment. It’s hard to hear. Once you pull yourself together, strap in, because you are about to learn one simple trick that will solve all your sandwich bacon distribution problems from now until the end of time. Oh, and your friends will be totally impressed by your mad skills. Friends like people with mad skills.

Never again will you suffer through a bite of a sandwich that doesn’t contain bacon.

A motto you’re now more prepared to live by:

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